Drinking with your friends is great
But, every time intoxication washes over you
Souls
Your Face
Smoking with your friends is great
But, every time intoxication washes over you
Souls
Your Face
But soon you get too drunk
and then you
See this fucking jackal
and He tells you what to do
Well, you think it's very smart,
but its really fucking dumb
And then you wake up the next day
Only to find your dick is numb
You hear that old, familiar voice
"Why not have another Brew?"
"But I have to wake up early,
It's already 4 o'clock"
"Oh, you poor, little baby,
How bouts you done suck this...."
Your souls are forfeit to Him
So Bow
To the whip that bends you will to His
Moononic Perversions
of Reality's Mind
Raping Space
and pillaging Time
Is melted here on the floor
Your Tab
Has already been paid for
For He kicks more ass
Than the bubonic plague
This subtle deviant LAZ
Your every drug's eager slave
But soon you get too blazed
And the chairs turn into spiders
And the walls melt into snakes
Still that same ol' badass jackal
orchestrated this whole mess
And when you wake up the next day
you find you're under house arrest
You hear that old, familiar voice
"Why not spark another doob?"
"But I'm already two blunts deep,
And I can barely see a thing"
"Well, you've spent too much time watching,
NOW GET YOUR PUNK ASS IN THAT RING!"
Your souls are forfeit to Him
So Bow
To the whip that bends you will to His
Moononic Perversions
of Reality's Mind
Raping Space
and pillaging Time
Is melted here on the floor
Your Tab
Has already been paid for
For He kicks more ass
Than a Chimp in a Suit
Just let your conscience dissolve
And His suggestions take root